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Dirty Talk Magnetic Word Games

Dirty Talk is a magnetic word game. It comes with a bunch of little magnets, each with a word on it. These are usually intended to use on a refrigerator, or other simliar object capable of having magnets stuck to it. You can arrange these words into customized sentences. There are "clean" versions of this game as well, however I am not aware of what those ones are called (priorities, you know?). Shaun and Sara currently have Dirty Talk, and said "clean" version. The clean version was already on their fridge, but their copy of Dirty Talk was fairly untouched. The day the IM to Shaun (minus Shaun) was conducted, I went to their house. The Dirty Talk came out, and madness ensued. I kind of went to town on this and came up with a bunch of random sick, twisted, and genuiniely perverse statements out of the little dirty words. Hee hee, it was fun!!! But instead of just writing the sentences in text form, Shaun in a moment of geekitude presented me with a piece of metal to stick them to and scanned the image of the actual magnets. For your perusal, here is the actual image. A few of the words had to be "created" on blanks and didn't scan so well, so I added little translations for these hard to read words.

Jake's Dirty Talk


A few days after this, Sara and Dessajo gave Dirty Talk the "Feminine" approach. Compare this to the "Masculine" approach by yours truly. Kinda scary actually....ok, maybe not.

Feminine Dirty Talk

Notice how the feminine version actually is a story, as opposed to just a bunch of sentences. Almost metaphoric as to the sexual approach of men and women. Men try to create catchy one liners, women try to create a scene. Hrmmm....