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Quotes

***All quotes were made by Jake Skylyr unless someone else made them. (or otherwise credited) ***


Sanity is merely a state of mind.

Possession is a legalized form of stealing.

Shouldn't the phrase "Pardon my French" really be "Pardon my English"?

(regarding jousting) If you were to take the knights off of the horses, take away the armor and lances, and take away that little divider thing, then you would have the exact opposite of a tug of war, with no rope.

Never judge a book by it's cover, unless it has no pages.

The mind has a nasty habit of getting in the way. (stupid roadkill)

If at first you don't succeed, then the earliest you can get it done is on the second try.

I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I am duller than most of the spoons.
-Dessajo

If all the world's a stage, just be sure to stay away from the orchestra pit.

If the sun is yellow and the sky is blue, then why doesn't everything look green?

It's weird how someone can be cool and be hot at the same time.

Some people say that contradiction is not what it seems. I have to disagree...

If the time is now, what time was it then?

If possibilites are endless, what is the possibility that possibilities will end?

I can't wait until these were the days.

I feel sorry for people who only want others to feel sorry for them.

Just because I don't believe in god doesn't mean that I don't believe in the NRA.
-James R. Black

If you were you, you would probably ignore yourself too.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you hit him just right.

(regarding Shaun's sick obsession with Spam) Processed meat products play a big role in your wrongness.

Unfortunately, since I had to remember this one for a bit before I could take it down, I may not have it quoted exactly. But I think I am pretty close. (I am still trying to get the exact quote, and I will update this if/when I do. If you have or know it, email me please.) It was made by Ed Helms of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" on the January 8th, 2004 episode in regard to camera phones. "Camera phones, they have the high battery consumption of a digital camera, and the picture resolution of a cellular phone."

Nobody's perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
-Dessajo

(Regarding the much appreciated return of Mountain Dew LiveWire) It's like drinking an old friend.

Chris Geweke asked Albert Gil how his day was going, he replied with: "Man, I ran out of beer this morning."

Good times will be had by all of those who are involved in the having of said good times.

"If you love someone, then let them go. If they come back to you, then they're yours. If they don't, then they never were."
-Rachel

"Buttfucking lesbians with strapons is one thing, but shiteating is a whole different game."
-dpm from Sevenstring.org

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