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Yes, you read that right. At last, an honest webs(h)ite =^)

This will become home to useless quotes, useless rants, and whatever else that comes about. Your one stop spot for general useless text.



WARNING!
The text in here has not been modified for acceptance by the general public, or to be politically correct. As this is my area to vent randomness, and to release the inner wacko from within myself, I intend to do so without censorship, politcally-correct-ness, and most importantly in a way that is true to my New Jersey heritage. Basically, if you are easily offended, take heed, sometimes I curse. And sometimes, I am just generally "wrong".

*NOTE*
The text contained herein is currently maintained by Jake Skylyr. Most of what you will read here, at least in the beginning has also been "written" by Jake Skylyr. However, much of the content has been inspired by the likes of many individuals including (but not limited to) co-workers, friends, actors, and comedians, (most notably George Carlin and Kevin Smith), and therefore there may be similarities to actual useful text. (read: if I stole it, I didn't mean it)

**UPDATE 01/13/04**
I have removed the "Other" page for now. I have replaced it with the "Shaun" page, since it's only contents involved him. There was more to be addressed that regarded him, so I gave that it's own area. But don't worry, the "Other" page may make a comeback. Stay tuned...
-Jake

If you feel you have some useless text that you'd like to submit, feel free to email me: Jake