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Shoe & XP

One night Shaun was sitting on his couch chatting with some unknown on his AOL Mobile Communicator. He was barely awake (as usual) and he was messing with this guy. He began to laugh and uttered the timeless words: "Fucking with people is shoe". So yes, the word shoe has replaced the word "cool" in our day to day conversation. After a few more weeks of (unintentional) hunting, I stumbled across the word that would be used to be the opposite of shoe. Not so much a word, but two simple letters. XP. XP, is the exact opposite of shoe, and as such if I refer to something as XP, (with the exception of Advanced Micro Devices' latest series of Athlon CPUs), it is most likely not a good thing. Because fucking with people is shoe, but having people fuck with you is XP. See? I figured no one would care...